Noders may be clean partygoers, but they certainly are early finishers! I had hoped to get to talk to someone new when I called at 12:10 (c'mon now, people, that's pretty early), but the only noder remaining that I had never met was Infinite Burn, who didn't seem to want to talk to me anyway, and handed me off as quickly as he could. Ah, well. So it goes. I did get to talk to:

  • WickerNipple- my buddy in crime and cancer, who was peeing in his upside-down jesus bathroom when I talked to him
  • stand/alone/bitch- that short jewish girl(easy target) that we all love, who told me I missed the boat
  • yossarian- whose haircut I'll have to see for myself
  • zot-fot-piq- who told me I was a loser for not being present, but whom I still blame for my inability to go to the party
  • ansate- who also told me I was a loser, and for whom I had no defense
  • perdedor- who took lots of pictures, which I'll have to see
  • Phyllis Stein- whom I'd only met once before, and seemed to be talking considerably more this time around, AND...
  • Infinite Burn- who seemed totally disinterested in speaking to me, and handed me off before I could tell him so much as my name
So, I'm sorry I missed it, but I was glad to be there in spirit. Good to hear that you guys had fun. See ya later, folks.