• Don't cheat on her.
• Okay, if you cheat on her, at least don't do it nine times. With nine different girls.
• Remember to call her when you said you would
• Survive your guilt.
• DON'T tell her that you've cheated on her.
• Don't allow yourself that one last beer before you walk that strange girl home.
• Find time.
• Don't sacrifice your grades to sneak home and see her.
• Please don't use me as a reference.

because i really don't know what I'm talking about.