Born John Patrick Ennis, "Sollog Immanuel Adonai-adoni" is a usenet troll, Internet-based cult founder, and prophet as well as a clear lunatic with a god complex.

Goes under hundreds of aliases, including "JP Essene", "Tony DiPaolo", "Elnine", and "Hisam H'asi".

Believes he is God and that Jesus was Satan.

Claims Beanie Babies are anti-Semitic, and has attempted to sue the manufacturers.

Believes he was foretold by Nostradamus and claims to see the future (although he post-dicts rather than predicts).

Arrested for the attempted murder of a police officer in 1989 and again in 1995 by the secret service for threatening the life of the president.

A first-class loon.