THE LOUD NODE

Stupacil	Why don't men shave?	Butterfinger McFlurry	If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
Slower traffic : Keep right fuckers	You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!	Bukkake	Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
The secret message node	IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.	SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!	Ni
Everything is going to start charging!	The tentacles are small and brightly colored	Snap Crackle Pop	Human emotions and the tangent of 15 degrees
How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school	E1	fart	Smallest number greater than 0
Super Mario no more	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up	Chemical structure of farts	the quiet node

No more writeups are being accepted for this node. I've kept this writeup as an example of what many, many E1 writeups were like. This node *is* hilarious. A million nodes like this one quickly becomes very not hilarious. - dem bones If you feel you have something to add to this node, post it on your Scratch Pad and contact an editor.

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