When life resembles a sitcom:
Mother and Father and toddler at dinner table.
Voice of preschooler, from the bathroom: "Could somebody wipe my butt?"
Mother looks at Father. Father looks at Mother. Mother and Father, while gesturing: "one, two, three..."
Father shows scissors. Mother shows scissors. Mother and Father, while gesturing: "one, two, three..."
Father shows rock. Mother shows scissors.
Rock beats scissors.
Exit Mother, to bathroom.