Lists are one of the most basic forms of writing. It was Rabelais who parodied the repetition of begats in the Old Testament with recitations of books, games, and people in Gargantua and Pantagruel. In the last century, Pynchon, Millhauser, and MacDonald, among others, have elevated the catalog to acceptance in literature. However, a mundane register of items with neither definition nor context is a dull thing.
As a follow-up to the M:tG card purge, I consulted with a couple other Editors on the M:tG decklists noded here. We came to the agreement that the majority of the decklists on E2 are terse listings of cards, and now that the cards themselves are gone, these are little more than indices of things that aren’t here. So, as a little editor project, I’ve been going through the database, deleting decklists. There are several internet sites dedicated to the development and analysis of M:tG decks. Those sites are a much more effective venue and audience for this kind of discussion and have affected the metagame quite a bit over the years.
Here, then, is the enumeration of my first month’s activities as an Editor, a list, without pretentions to literature, some entries of which are things that aren't here.
Suggestions
This section is to note subjects that are in need of treatment, either a writeup or a more comprehensive writeup. If you're looking for something to node, maybe one of these is for you. I might even get around to a couple of these myself, but they are low on my list.
- baseball player Chipper Jones NODED! by Davidian
- powerlifting NODED! by lovejoyman
- as if I would recommend we need a psycho hose beast writeup
- the short-lived softdrink with floaty-bits, orbitz, could use a comprehensive treatment
- convince us that Blue Star Ointment is a wonder-drug and give us some history besides
- the "public-access UNIX system", Nyx, could do with some consideration
- has anyone tried out the Neoplanet web browser? care to write an evaluation of it?
- Messrs Albert Axell and Hideaki Kase have recently published what might be the definitive work on Japanese kamikaze pilots, Kamikaze: Japan's Suicide Gods, which included the much ballyhooed translation of a "Manual for Kamikaze", excepts of which have been published in Harper's, the Guardian UK, and many other periodicals. I'm certain that there is information in that work that would improve or justify several nodes, not the least of which is Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?.
Drop me a /msg if you take on one of these.
Offerings to Klaproth
- selling your soul by yr wurm signed, sealed, and delivered to one dem bones
- Albany, California a short WU that was really a index of things that don't particularly distinguish this little town from many others, by yr wurm
- Hamilton Place a long rambler about a group house in Oakland that won't exist much longer, by yr wurm
- PHB by stealthbadger personal slang does not a good writeup make
- PHB by artemis entreri "see also" does not a good writeup make
- PHB by Life101 'writeup' does not mean 'reply'
- West Oakland, California by tim three "There was a PBS special on it, ..."
- the everything vegan dinner party by kanon42 one-liner by fled user
- why do people say "song" instead of "piece" by rabidkimba vexings do not good nodes make
- powerlifting by a new noder who was referred to the Everything FAQs and E2 Mentoring Sign-Up
- speed flushing toilets by Seumas "My pet peeve is ..."
- Hindenburg Airlines by derobert one-liner
- TV Land by borgo by request
- pronoia by bslinger dated information about a garage band
- powerlifting by biotoast
superseded by a more accurate writeup by BlueDemonX
- worlock by rivet superseded by a thorough WU
- The Man That Was Used Up by Simulacron3 by request
- Alex Mack by PeterPan duplicates information covered by the WU The Secret World of Alex Mack
- Green Black Land Destruction Deck by Stromgald39 M:tG decks tend to evolve even faster than the M:tG cardsets turnover, further the strategy discussion is not written for the layman
- land destruction decks by novalis there are other venues on teh interweb better suited for this kind of writeup
- land destruction decks by Stromgald39 see above
- land destruction decks by Trell see above
- Stupid Red Burn by Quill see above
- Echo Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Minotaur Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Fires of Yavimaya Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Armageddon Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Artifact Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Bounce Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Gorilla Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Control Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Counter Burn Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Kavu Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Untargetable Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- White Weenie Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Buried Alive Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Merfolk Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Treefolk Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Counter Post Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Living Death Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Trinity Green Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Pandeburst Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Turbo Stasis Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Zombie Deck by onyxfrog see above
- Recurring Nightmare Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Angel Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Prodigal Sorcerer Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Goblin Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Enchantress Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Elf Deck by Stromgald39 see above
- Sligh by Stromgald39 another M:tG decklist
- Masticore by Stromgald39 the M:tG card purge was worded Destroy all creatures. They cannot be regenerated. and so should have sent this one to the Graveyard also
- the brightest crayon in the box by asrai one-liner from E1
- chuck by asrai "'chucking george' would make an excellent name for a rock band"
- Matthew Good Band by EricP superseded
- V8 Splash by EricP superseded with a fine writeup
- #host by EricP "#host was a very cool channel on NETCOM's private IRC server"
- Lackware by EricP a techy joke you can all figure out
- Gavrilo Princip by Senso superseded
- DamnGood by stealthbadger personal slang is not an appropriate writeup
- Magic: The Gathering was brought to my attention by 00100, as it is an index of decklists that are now deleted
- Soy protein is harmful to men by BluedemonX much of this WU is available at http://www.t-mag.com/articles/185soy.html with references for the scientific material cited
- guitar smashing by moroboshi notes on the technique of Steve Vai
- guitar smashing by wharfinger notes on the technique and intent of Pete Townsend, adequately covered by the WU conspicuous consumption
- guitar smashing by BugDozer note of personal technique
- guitar smashing by cha0s there are so many contexts in which it is compulsary to mention Kurt Cobain
- guitar smashing by Cargo this node has become overfull of "and also" responses
- guitar smashing by cubal this node has become overfull of "and also" responses
- Type I by jeek superseded by jeek's own WU at M:tG, which covers all of the sanctioned environment-types for play in one succinct WU
- Houston, Texas by Snicker Furfoot at request of the noder
- never get off the boat by stx23 one-liner that did not do this (mis)quotation justice
- Sisyphus from the Dictionary of Sexology I msgd the noder and we couldn't figure out the relation between the two
- Three little birds by RACECAR at request of the noder
- The Iron Knight by RACECAR at request of the noder
- The Murdered Nun by RACECAR at request of the noder
- Water Sprite Kabourek by RACECAR at request of the noder
- The Drown Cyclist of the Vltava by RACECAR at request of the noder
- The Water Sprite of Karlovy Most by RACECAR at request of the noder
- Chipper Jones by EricP this one liner was superseded with a thorough biographical including statistics by Davidian
- Lizzie Borden by lillianvalencia the playground rhyme from this WU was assimilated into a larger treatment
- Hudson Leick by Johnsince77 this WU was cut and paste from www.hudsonleickfan.com/biography.shtml
- Cinque Terre by Johnsince77 a cut and paste from The Lonely Planet online, www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/europe/italy/obt.htm
- Hell Night by Johnsince77 a movie review cut and pasted from www.themovieboy.com/reviews/h/81_hellnight.htm
- cherry grove by Johnsince77 a cut and paste writeup brought to us from www.fireislandcc.org/cherry.html
- Morton Csokas by Johnsince77 a short bio of the actor who plays Celeborn in the LotR films, available at www.musingsofmarton.com/Home.htm
- Sheila E. by Johnsince77 a terse bio taken from www.jandr.com/JRMusicArtistPage.process?P_Id=P%20%20%20%2072993
- Garrison Starr by Johnsince77 promotional bio available on Ms.Starr's record label's website, www.backporchrecords.com/artistpages/Garrison/garrisonstarrbio.htm
- Amma therapy by Johnsince77 this text is available from several sites on the internet, perhaps with the most reliability at the American Organization of Bodywork Therapies of Asia www.aobta.org/Form%20Definitions/amma.htm but also the Holistic Nurse-Practicioner Associates www.holisticnp.com/FAQ.htm
- Karl Urban by Johnsince77 an actor whom you may have recognized as Eomer Eadig, from www.theonering.net/movie/cast/urban.html
- Dominic Monaghan by Johnsince77 you'd never think to look at him that he's Merridoc Brandybuck, although you might think his bio was cut and pasted from http://www.theonering.net/movie/cast/monaghan.html
- Theoden by Johnsince77 a character sketch on the King of Rohan, directly based upon http://www.theonering.net/movie/char/theoden.html
- inconceivable by sl0throp a writeup that notes "Vizzini uses this word profusely" and then only cites one example really ought to go under Vizzini, no?
- Attempting to urinate with an erect penis by hashbrownie at the noder's request
- Attempting to urinate with an erect penis by DataTracer GTKY and refers to a WU that is no longer present
- D.A.R.Y.L. by m1a9366b this is superseded by a later WU
- D.A.R.E. by Cid Highwind derisive description of the program that is presented more effectively by later WUs
- D.A.R.E. by Kubla Khan "All I remember from my DARE days is that shaved walnuts look like crack, and if you try to sell shaved walnuts as crack, it's illegal."
- D.A.R.E. by Purvis anecdote about this time "a clueless police officer who handed out trinkets" as a part of the D.A.R.E. program, and ...
- exodus communications by Melchizedek "I'm at their second data center out here right now ... I suppose I'd feel bad if ... didn't use the bandwidth to node at least one thing..."
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had? by Melchizedek a scatological addendum we don't need
- Evil Bill by Tiefling at his request
- Evil Ted by WolfmansGotNards adequately covered in the writeup on Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
- capitol by Tiefling "My own capitol has been superseded by capital vs. capitol"
- April 27, 2002 by boi_toi at his request
- May 7, 2002 by boi_toi at his request
- February 10, 2003 by czeano this was a WU with an expiry date, a very cool idea, but only remembered by the noder
- breakfast taco by Ted Striker superseded by a recipe
- breakfast taco by bozon a response-WU, also superseded
- Nyx by nezorf cut and paste
- T$R by nezorf derogatory one-liner about a defunct company
- Compaq by kalen at the noder's request
- Alter Image by kalen at the noder's request
- Penny Arcade vs User Friendly by WarMachine de gustibus non est disputandum and pointlessly GTKY
- Penny Arcade vs User Friendly by nightcoder as above, so below
- Professor X by LordOmar superseded by a comprehensive WU by Habakkuk
- Professor X by ximenez alleged that Patrick Stewart said "He certainly could kick the shit out of Captain Picard!"
- Charles Xavier by Powers superseded by and firlinked to Professor X
- sentinel by Mitchevious superseded
- Shamus by allseeingeye "the name of Groundskeeper Willie's arch-enemy" deleted at the noder's request
- cotidal lines by shallot the noder noted "this information is available under amphidromic point" deleted at the noder's request
- corange lines by shallot the noder noted "this information is available under amphidromic point" deleted at the noder's request
- Linux is only free if your time has no value by shallot at the noder's request
- Real is an absolute by Recluse at the noder's request
- Sherry by lioncub superseded by a less opinionated, more factual WU
- ample parking day or night by generic-man this unexplicated South Park reference has no home here
- Mind Mapping by a new noder who was referred to E2 Mentoring Sign-Up
- EcoSphere by blueninja superseded by a later WU
- infrasonic by BelDion superseded by a later WU
- Redback Original by elkhole superseded by a later WU
- Wwwyzerdd by a new noder who was referred to E2 Mentoring Sign-Up
- Old Familiar Way by stagmeister at the noder's request
- Fun Loving Nun by stagmeister at the noder's request
- Tulip Baroo by stagmeister at the noder's request
- Signal 11 by nezorf later WUs provide context that this one did not
- Nagafen by netzorf we don't need a WU for every character in a MMORPG
- passive hub by WarMachine superseded by a later WU
- X-spells by WarMachine the MtG cards are all deleted, and insubstantial commentary like this can go as well
- X-spells by getzburg Ouroboros taps a forest to cast Channel, then casts Fireball!
- blue-plate by caseyhb superseded by the excellent WU blue plate special
- Noah's Ark by BigCujo an old E1 node superseded by later WUs
- Nagaland by a new noder who was referred to E2 Mentoring Sign-Up the text reproduced (not without a few extra typos) from http://databank.nedfi.com/content.php?menu=17&page_id=189
- 7th Sea Role Playing Game by sfranklin same text as the noder's 7th Sea
- 7th Sea Collectible CardGame by sfranklin this information should go under the 7th Sea node, just as Legend of the Five Rings node covers all the games set in the L5R storyline
- double bass by ckk personal anecdote about smaller-sized double basses
- Blue-Eyes White Dragon by a new noder who was referred to E2 Mentoring Sign-up a Yu-Gi-Oh card we don't need
- Hamlet: Dramatis Personae by Merkwurdig
- porn.mit.edu by Dman please see why you shouldn't use a url as a node title
- International Criminal Court by campion factual bits superseded by later WUs, other bits inflammaory, last bit included the annoying suggestion that the read "commence downvoting"
- The Bluest Eyes in Texas by labrys edge at the noder's request
- Murphy's Law by labrys edge at the noder's request
- A worm by any other name by Card a WU that purports to explain that the originator of the Philippine internet worm need(ed) an effective publicist
- A worm by any other name by Cyt a dated response to the previous WU
- You call this winter? The predictably wet March 2003 Copenhagen nodermeet here our first impressions are based upon written words, as are all subsequent impressions upto the point at which we might actually desire to meet each other in person; the WU in question was an RSVP from a new noder who had no other work posted here at all, and, from my perspective, need not have considered itself invited to our reindeer games
- Specsavers Sloths by Retina At the noder's request
Softlocked
- There may be a noder out there who can give us a truly comprehensive treatment of the phenomenon of guitar smashing however that noder can run it by an editor before posting it
- No one had a good time in middle school. We were cruel, then, having just begun to suspect that "the golden rule"s we were taught did not bear on our elders. We were too busy to remark upon why do middle school math classes need calculators?, and our later-day musings tend to become anecdotal and unnecessary.
- Penny Arcade vs User Friendly the first WU in this node helpfully points out that this discussion is a matter of taste not likely to have a resolution, which did not stop other noders from posting under it
Chras4 said Once upon a time there was a wildflower that grew in the median of the highway ... it thrived there each day despite the gas fumes and the cigarette ashes and hamburger wrappers tossed out windows. Still it reached its petals to the sun. Why is that do you think?
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