"If you make something idiot proof, someone will just make a better idiot."
If anybody has got any good Bar Stories they'd like to share, please let me know and I'll add them to the category - *hiccup*.
Same goes for The Dylan Diaries
I ain't often right
but I've never been wrong
It seldom turns out the way
it does in the song
Once in a while
you get shown the light
in the strangest of places
if you look at it right
"There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap baby" - Words of wisdom courtesy of the one and only Tom Waits
"She's the Queen of the Slipstream, with eyes that shine." - Thanks Van
To quote John Prine - "Time don't fly, it bounds and leaps."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or, by imbeciles who really mean it" - Mark Twain
"I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind." - Thomas JeffersonDraw your own conclusions....
"It is unproductive to try to take something that does not exist. Think about that one for awhile…
Note to self: "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
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