Findings:

• Seven words you can never say on television
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Something I Can Never Have
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I will teach you what charms and true words I can.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• you never can tell with bees
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Can I have a light?
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Words have power
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Using a command line
• these words, express.
• The words no one can find
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• You can never go home again
• we can give up, but the world never will
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• I have never felt more alive
• I have never
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• They Have a Word for It
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I Never Hear the Word "Escape"
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I never bend what I can break
• Seven words you can say on television
• You never can tell
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You can never really escape the fire
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You can never get away from yourself
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• but with words we can create anything
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• The scariest words I can think of
• Words that only have one context
• Questions we will never have answers to
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Words Have No Meaning
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• you can never quarantine the past
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I Have Never Known a World
• have you found the words to save her?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• you have never been safe
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Yan Can Cook
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can eat a bicycle!
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them

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