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Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
When you're dead, you're dead
How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
You're never around when I need you
When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
I'll explain it when you're older
Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
Swing when you're winning
Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
You know you're a geek when...
There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
Time stands still when you're in the tube
Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
when you're ready to touch me again
What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
You know you're in the SCA when
When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
You're pretty when you cry
When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
When you're alone
Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
How to close a KFC when you're a cook
When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
You can't rant when you're not angry
I miss you when you're away. Please go.
Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
Sing when you're winning
Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
Sex starts when you're standing up
You're pretty when you're quiet
Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
When You're Evil
When you're home alone
How to open a KFC when you're a cook
Time flies when you're having fun
You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
Only when you're older
What To Expect When You're Expecting
Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
When you're loving me, I love you most
The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
You know you're blacked out when...
When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
I Get Hungry When I Shift
If you're hungry, blame me
When I sleep, it's not quiet
How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
When you go, I sleep again
the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
if you're so evil eat this kitten
When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
When life gives you lemons
When you grow up, your heart dies
They can see that you're missing something inside
When you wake up feeling old
How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
When I Read the Book
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
When you work at a supermarket
When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
When your mind races, who wins?
the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
When I Touch You
The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
When we have reached the end of time and light
When Animals Attack
It only hurts when I breathe
When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
When it all comes together
When Trumpets Fade
when we were children
When You Wish Upon a Star
How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
When I get like this
When good code goes bad
When your presents give me hives
When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
when the wind is blowing just right
When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
What to do when your car breaks down
For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
When it's raining
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
When life gives you lemons make lemonade
When the log rolls over we will all be dead
Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
When boomboxes came with little internal mics
Things men want when they're drunk
When You Are Old
When Raves Attack!
When to Shake
Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
Back when grunge was still cool
Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
That great feeling when the dice go your way
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
You know you've done psychedelic drugs
When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
When not to break up with your girlfriend
When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
when you were words
You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
Things to do when technology gets here
When cats rub you
When I Heard at the Close of Day
Times when you MUST have a smoke
When in doubt, get horizontal
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
When We Were Kings
i like my body when it is with your
When am I an adult?
Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
When Prophecy Fails
The truth and who I am when I look at it
You know you've been hacking too long when
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
When pigs fly
Silly things we believe when we're kids
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
When you cut yourself shaving
When will the internet eradicate paper?
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
What I left when I left you
For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home

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