Findings:
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Gravity really gets me down
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Descartes was wrong
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- This node was made for you and me
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Prove me wrong!
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- the horrible gift was really quite right
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- Even the moon was wrong
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- If you really loved me
- You Really Got Me
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- I was a homeless bum
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Before you, there was me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- What is wrong with me?
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- Adam really was the first man
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I was me before being me was cool.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- Why Socrates was really executed
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- Why Smokey Bear was wrong
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
- Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- You like me, you really like me!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- What Me Worry (user)
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- Quincy, M.E.
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Please Please Me
- Don't stand so close to me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Mes-
- Just call me fluffy
- Speak To Me
- You remind me of the Babe
- Not me
- You're not the boss of me
- Below me
- Peel me a grape
- Roll With Me, Henry
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Someone please kill me
- Pardon me
- Better him than me
- Know me better, and love me better
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Windows ME
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Your secret's safe with me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- She approached me with some vague line
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Me Imperturbe
- That's me inside your head
- GP, are you with me?
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