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• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• This node was made for you and me
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Descartes was wrong
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• You like me, you really like me!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• I was a homeless bum
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• tell me a story about really being undead
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Even the moon was wrong
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Gravity really gets me down
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• What is wrong with me?
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• You Really Got Me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• If you really loved me
• Before you, there was me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Adam really was the first man
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Wenatchee, Washington
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• Free to Be, You and Me
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Tell me a story about trains
• that was quick (user)
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I wish I was a half of a two
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• right and wrong
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Notion that something is terribly wrong
• Kiss Me Deadly
• wrong place, wrong time
• Experience has made me bitter
• Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
• Shiver me timbers
• Good Intentions Gone Wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• That would be me
• I Bended unto Me
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Though you can tell me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Next time you leave me
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Same birthday as me
• People just expect things from me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• Remembering you and me
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Show Me God
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Rescue Me
• kill me now_root (category)
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• You had me at hello
• Me.. (user)
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Save me, Sabrina Fair
• Lie to Me
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Really?
• This freaking obsession with really abysmal porn
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Really Big Things flying through space!
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• If I was beautiful like you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Kalila wa Dimna
• Japanese alphabet
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• Zap me
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• What, me worry?
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• it was true then
• I vs. me
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Just Wrong
• given to me in pieces
• left or right, you're both wrong
• I wouldn't date me
• right or wrong
• Please Kill Me
• A Century of Wrong: Introduction
• The Wrong Box
• He loves me, he loves me not
• A part of me
• Come home with me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
• I wish you would talk to me
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• They Know Me
• Hurt me plenty
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
• Books made me a person

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