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• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Take the world by storm
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Gays are great, so she says
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• the way she wears her weary
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• She Will Have Her Way
• So bashful when I spied her
• Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• This is When it Happens
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• She always was devious in her beauty
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She practices her speech
• You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Take life by the hand
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• How's she goin', by
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• it went exactly as she expected
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• She wrote the great american napkin
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Take Her up to Monto
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Take Her in Your Arms
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• She flies with her own wings
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• serene. She sips her tea
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• she had already found her party
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• In her tomb by the sounding sea
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Take the bull by the horns
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• Take the wolf by the ears
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• I could not expect a single surprise
• By the Great Horn Spoon
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What happens when we die?
• When the great recorder comes
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Level 2
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• What happens when a Pope dies
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Surprised by Joy
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• When things are known by a brand name
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.

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