A metanode of sorts:

A handy checklist to take with you on visits to the staid but wealthy in your family, so as to convince them that you are eccentric but worthy.

To be used when pooped on by the Pekinese or when the tea cup shatters in your numbed fingers.

and my favorite:

see also:

mild swear words
escape words

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