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• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• women's clothing size woes
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Greeks like their women armless
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Things people put up their butts
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Women and their weight problem
• Judging women by their books
• dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
• Standard Can Number Sizes
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• We are the same age but years apart
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• same same, but different
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• Rape committed by women
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Ways to get random numbers
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• International clothing sizes
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• For everything that changes, something stays the same
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• Fear Looks the Same in All Women's Eyes
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Why American women shave their legs
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We're one, but we're not the same
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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