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• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• What have you done for me lately?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Have You Ever Walked?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The way things have always been done
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• Easier said than done
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• The best comeback ever
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Not anymore. Maybe not ever.
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you have perfect teeth
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Till We Have Faces
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Have brain, will travel
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Finding out you have cancer
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• What I have learned from being fired
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I have the power
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I have lost my power
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What lips my lips have kissed
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I have become furniture in your life
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• I have started a box
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• This is done by deception
• Don't lie. Ever.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The greatest paper ever written
• the best damned story ever written
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Hope 4 ever (user)
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I have no faith in your God
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Questions I have had today
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Celebrities I have served
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have root on your head
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• How to have an out of body experience
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• Spirit Whose Work Is Done
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Parking warning
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• ever since I started working with Motorola
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Why males have nipples
• I have no browser and I must node!
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• My hands have lost their memory
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Long Haired Preachers
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• My paintings are all I have
• The Hills Have Eyes
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• a dream you did not have
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• It's All Been Done Before
• 14 lies and you're done
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node

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