Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the more i try the more i fail, but if i stop it will be the last failure i'll ever have"

• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be no more stories to read
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• We used to be more in sync
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• More to be pitied than scolded
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• I will Linux no more forever
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• blondes have more fun
• I will node no more forever
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I will fight no more
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• There need to be more powers
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• More hips!
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will fight no more forever
• try to summon the dream once more
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• there will be a last
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• How to be a more productive writer
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• but to more fully experience the wheel
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Now more than ever
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I have more stories about trains for you
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• The more I adore you, the more I fear failure in your eyes
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I have never felt more alive
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There will never be another you
• well, I'll be jiggered

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