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• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Something to Be Desired
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Empty Desires Left to be Filled
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Butt Wars
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• Stupidity often manifests itself as an insatiable desire to fulfill one's curiosity
• The Desire
• The Fog
• This night is as thick as the morning fog, and
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• This statement cannot be proven
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• good reasons to be content
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Note to self: be nice
• I fall asleep to be with you
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Let's just be friends
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The IRT That Used To Be
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Here Be Monsters
• Boys Be...
• Boys, be ambitious!
• don't be absurd (user)
• Bound To Be Read
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Always Be My Baby
• How to request that your writeup be deleted
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• painting stars that have come to be
• Dan's Boat
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Swift boat
• but
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• You can, but you may not
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• butt bongos
• Mixing Memory and Desire: One
• Tropic of Desire
• Lost in the Fog
• How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Be yourself
• Any song can be a love song
• To be at loggerheads
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It couldn't be
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• So you want to be a star?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Not to Be Confused with Taco Bell
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Paid to be nice
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• ull be late_root (category)
• Beware! This might be reality!
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The World (as it ought to be)
• must be joking (user)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Una boat
• bottom the boat
• Special Boat Squadron
• roller boat
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Fuck them all but the six
• electric butt scratcher
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt

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