Findings:

• Half-sour pickle
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• invent
• Not Invented Here
• I wish I could invent shit
• I invented Al Gore
• Man who invented half sour pickles (user)
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• How Liquid Paper invented the local news
• Invented slang terms in Benjamin Peret's Death to the Pigs and the Field of Battle
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Video games I wish they'd invent
• who invented Preparation H
• Things invented by the French
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Why the Chinese invented martial arts
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• invented language
• Words Shakespeare invented
• Phrases Shakespeare Invented
• Al Gore invented the Internet
• How the Scots Invented the Modern World
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• Invented tradition
• How the English invented music
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• In which Sparrow Jones invents a spell
• The procedures that you invent as a contrivance of authority will be ignored
• We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
• someone
• Making someone feel loved
• Loving someone else's wife
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Someone please kill me
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Good reasons to miss someone
• good reasons to hate someone
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• my name on someone else's body
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• someone else's hand
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Expecting Someone Taller
• How to ruin someone's life
• Beating someone severely
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• someone I thought I knew once
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Sleeping with someone
• You can't make someone love you
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Lying next to someone at night
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• For Someone
• Someone to Watch over Me
• make someone pay
• Someone passes
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Someone else's toilet
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• someone (user)
• Meet someone
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Forgiving someone
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• New Business: Employing Someone
• New Business: Firing Someone
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• How to hypnotize someone
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Is someone your bitch?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• The silence after someone leaves
• someone to love
• You deserve someone special in your life
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• If I could be someone
• Get a rise out of someone
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Reading Someone's Diary
• Helping people cheat
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• Eye contact at a distance
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
• ways to say someone is stupid
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Absolutely, to someone else
• You mean the me that you would be
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• How to declare someone dead
• when someone you disliked dies
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• How to interview someone
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• the proper way to greet someone in Korea
• How to insult someone using calculus
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• How to tackle someone
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• A very mean bar trick
• Someone O. Rother (user)
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• How to kick someone in the testicles
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Battle of Someone
• Find someone who...
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• How to tell if someone loves you
• How to speak to someone in a noisy room
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• To cook someone's goose

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