Findings:

• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• unfinished (like me)
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Walk Like Me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Dead Like Me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Writing for a Living Is Like Karate-Fighting Mosquitoes
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Look siad me Be like me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Loves me like a bottle
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Republican Like Me
• I like you; do you like me?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• he's like someone living in a dream
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Someone to Watch over Me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• A Doll Like Me
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Writing software is like composing a symphony
• Black Like Me
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Women only like me for my mind
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Broken like me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Do you like me?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You're like a brother to me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You like me, you really like me!
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• treat me like a woman
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Bleed Like Me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Why is a raven like a writing desk?
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Noding is like writing poetry
• like you love me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Creeps Like Me
• want me like time
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• My Company Likes Me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Someone please kill me
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• treat me like your sex doll
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• breeding like rabbits
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I do not like doctors
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• In like Flynn
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Driven Like the Snow
• The future like a corpse in snow
• out like a light
• Writing wishlists (e2poll)
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• i like my body when it is with your
• Everyone likes the Pope
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• As You Like It I.i
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It II.i
• As You Like It II.ii
• As You Like It II.iii
• As You Like It II.iv
• Like Cockatoos
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Like nailing jelly to a tree

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