Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "seriously what is with all these urban fantasy protagonists having evil mentors who want to kill or enslave them. Harry Dresden, Matthew Swift, and now Alex Verus. They should start a support group."

• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• these are the wolves who run all night
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• They want me for a focus group!
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• all of these answers need questioning
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• all she ever wanted
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• All good men are either gay or married
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• These Are All My Thoughts On Colleen Stan
• All I ever wanted to be
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• They All Laughed
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• after all these years
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• So you want to be evil
• urban fantasy
• Evil mentors
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Yes; all of these and more.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• They think it's all over
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• The root of all evil
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Alex Verus
• Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• All I want
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• we are the origin of all coming evil
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• All That She Wants
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• we are neither good nor evil. is a bowl good or evil?
• Urban Fantasy World Building
• she is evil, she should burn
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• All of these thoughts came from my mind?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• It All Starts Today
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• All I want for Christmas...
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• all of these questions need answering
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• And they all just stood and stared
• Kids that age think they know it all
• It all starts with breathing
• They are all pretty but fading.
• All men are evil
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• All these words are wrong
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...

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