Findings:

• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• So much it scares me
• So Sue Me
• feline allergies
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Me and My Egg Roll
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Love me the way that I love you
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Don't stand so close to me
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• the way the leaves move, the green light, so green
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• They don't touch me the same way
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I won't ever understand me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• We nod our approvals in other ways
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Sunday brunch lines and other ways to starve
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• We laugh so we won't cry
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• So, what's the problem with me?
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• so save me (user)
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• So help me God
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• You were always so good to me
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• me so cute (user)
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• the way you don't look at me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• i require so little to sustain me
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Me So Horny
• You won't see me at the wedding
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Look the other way
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• It's a new system so I won't comment on the effectiveness.
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• A New Way to Roll
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• What Me Worry (user)
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• This is my truth tell me yours
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Someone please kill me
• Pardon me

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