Findings:
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
- Stoned music memories
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I don't want to die
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Happy When It Rains
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- I don't want to fall so easily
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- People don't flail when they die
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- emotions others don't get to see
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- We journal only when we hurt
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- I always wanted to get married one day
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- Watch out now, that rain is wet
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Models of American Racial Discrimination
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- I don't want to be alone
- Only When I Lose Myself
- I want daisy chains and lazy bees and the smell of rain.
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- Ito Jakuchu
- If only I could get into her head
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
- I don't want children
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I Love It When It Rains At Night
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- you don't want to know
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When I get mad I throw harder
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- She only wants me for tech support
- Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I am blind when I want to be
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Rape committed by women
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Do you want to get slapped?
- only when you cannot hear
- When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- Eating only rice to get by
- I only smoke when I drink
- rice paper bees bleed to wet sugar at the whim of the rain
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- That phone call you don't want to make
- I look better when I am wet
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Kompressor want to get with You
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- It only hurts when I breathe
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- I don't want to be successful
- When I get like this
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- speak only when spoken to
- i only knew when silence screamed
- She only wants me for sex
- I don't want to see her
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Why do you want to get married?
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- I'll get there when I get there
- Please please please let me get what I want
- When it rains, it pours
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Things people don't want to hear
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I don't get many things right the first time
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Getting what you want from tech support
- If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- They Don't Want Me
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- We get too tense when we drive
- We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
- Things men want when they're drunk
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I don't want to go home
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- The Public Wants What The Public Gets
- I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
- I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
- We don't want this place. This is not us.
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