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• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• lost, or trying to be
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Or at least it used to be
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Be a model or just look like one
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• I must die or be better
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Should I be sorry?
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• To be or not to be
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• Hachis, or Minced Fowl a la Polonaise
• How to herd people in public
• push or knock
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• With your shield, or on it
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• Go big or go home
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Sorry about the small penis
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• To be a young Australian
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• If it be your will
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• Exclusive Or
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Life in the American business world
• Portland, Oregon Gay District
• The "Mary Ann or Ginger?" Game
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Bismarck or Britain?
• You, standing
• Cake or Death_root (category)
• Fight or flight
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Vote Or Die (e2poll)
• black or red (user)
• or i guess it does
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You're too young to be so old
• To God Be the Glory
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• what it takes to be a fool
• How to be monstrously shallow
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wanna be a hero
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• How to be an asshole
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Oh to be Odd!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The end will be a sellout
• AI should be our top priority.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Be-
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Jan Ors
• Pair or Single
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Molecules with silly or unusual names
• Win, place or show
• Sir Hornbook; or, Childe Launcelot's Expedition
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Colour or Country
• Käsewähe
• Soto Ajam
• The Ballet or the Bullet

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