Findings:

• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• this is how i'm going to die.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm Going Home
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• oh my god (user)
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to the moon
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Going home to farm. Going home to die.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• funny oh God
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• My cats think I'm a God
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• this is it, we're going to die
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• They think I'm a god
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Oh, God!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to be a Dad
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to kill you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I am going to die
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• die
• Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
• Die Fledermaus
• People die
• Jar Jar Must Die
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• If I should die
• Die Hard
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Dies juridicus
• Die Eier Von Satan
• action de die in diem
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• voice never dies
• Die the death
• Die Primitiven
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Romeo Must Die
• to die for
• die horribly
• People who don't smoke will never die
• die at the drafting table
• Bündnis 90 / Die Grünen
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Live Free Or Die!
• We need to watch things die
• people die every day
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Ground rush
• Fools Die
• Lando was supposed to die
• Where people go when people die
• The orc that wouldn't die
• die by the sword
• We born to die
• hydrate or die
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Warning: you will die someday
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• funny fat guy who dies
• It is now illegal to die
• Die Hand Die Verletzt
• Dial 911 and Die
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Die With Your Boots On
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Don't let me die nervous
• At 6 I die
• Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• To Die a Martyr
• we who are about to die salute you
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Über die allmähliche Verfertigung der Gedanken beim Reden
• Die Befindlichkeit des Landes
• Live Free or Die
• Die Roten Rosen
• An die Musik
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• Bill Gates Must Die
• when someone you disliked dies
• Double Die
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Die Zeit
• I must die or be better
• sine die
• I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love
• Til I Die
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• Time to die
• Veronika decides to die
• Der Aufbau
• Where fun comes to die
• Die Panne
• Too much living is no way to die
• Die Fürsten von Florenz
• How will I die?
• perchance to die
• Cut and paste writeups
• Every minute dies a man
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• John Barleycorn Must Die
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• The Brain That Wouldn't Die
• the die is cast
• Biederman und die Brandstifter
• Millions now living will never die

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