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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "nothing is ever getting any better"

• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• A modem is better than nothing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• It doesn't get any better than this
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Nothing ever changes
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• every day and in every way I am getting better and better
• Getting Better
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• As any fool can plainly see
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• Nobody Does It Better
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• had better
• My Better Half
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• The harshest winter ever
• Could man be drunk for ever
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• the not-so-concise guide to not getting divorced
• Getting nervous around girls
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• It keeps getting harder and easier
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• nothing (user)
• Nothing is required reading
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Nothing Found
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Better him than me
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• A better life through lying
• Last year was always better
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Diary of a dot-commer
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The worst job interview ever
• The greatest drill command ever
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The shortest detective story ever
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• getting hit by a guy
• Getting real beer in Utah
• Getting a Swedish driver's license
• Getting a free ice cream anywhere in the UK
• Getting a passport
• Precedent Means Nothing These Days
• XP For Nothing
• a woman who knows nothing
• Nothing Threatens Morreion
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Music was better in the old days
• Know me better, and love me better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Better Than Sex Cake
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• It was better before they came
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Best Feeling Ever
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Ever thus to deadbeats
• getting on in years
• Procrastination as a technique for getting things done
• Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere
• Getting back to normal
• It all returns to nothing
• Nothing is too serious to laugh at
• I know, I know nothing
• Nothing's Shocking
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• A Better Version of Me
• Better Days
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• the moon versus us ever sleeping together again
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• Getting carded
• May I suggest not getting married in West Virginia?
• Getting ICQ to work with Windows 2000
• Getting free pianos
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• To say nothing of the dog
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Nothing And Something
• There is nothing outside the universe
• The nothing of it all
• Nothing So Strange (user)
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• the better angels of our nature
• Better than Life
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• better than 2 (user)
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• a better way to fall in love
• Don't lie. Ever.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• If I ever lose my legs
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• Getting hit by a woman
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• Getting a new CD
• Trans-Karoo Railway
• Rachel Getting Married
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Nothing is true, everything is permitted
• pursue nothing
• nothing days
• Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• How to Play any Guitar Chord
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• justify any of this (user)
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• Now more than ever
• The most beautiful computer ever

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