Findings:

• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• We said nay, we are but men
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Love cookies
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Every Which Way but Loose
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• War is hell but men like it
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• but you wanna be bad
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Good from far, but far from good
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Monkey Butt!
• I know you are, but what am I?
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• But my computer really IS possessed
• But thanks for playing
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• answer: all but two
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Water butt
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Mandibular block injection
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• Straight but not Narrow
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Yard Butt
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• separate but equal
• Butt weld
• Things people put up their butts
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• butt breath
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But what are they really thinking?
• butts ARE litter
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Good idea, Bad idea
• old chestnut: all but two
• But I digress
• Sexist jokes
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• All Hands on the Bad One
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Free but worthless shares
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• cigarette butt
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• When good code goes bad
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Butt joint
• Butt hinge
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• good/bad art collective
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• butt log
• Butt shaft
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butt crack of dawn
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• terrified but hopeful
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Butted mail

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