Findings:

• listen()
• Please, Call me Honky
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Call Me Maybe
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• call me hiroshima
• Somebody Loves Me
• Please Kill Me
• he calls me girly (user)
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Please help me!
• please forgive me (user)
• He called me Sarah once
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Just call me fluffy
• let me speak please (user)
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Call me Hashmael
• Please stop annoying me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please Please Me
• Don't call me white
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Give me a moment, please
• Someone please kill me
• Call me Anna
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Here's my number, call me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't call me Asian
• Call Me Persephone
• Call me Fish Meal
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• he calls me monster
• They call me Engineer-khan
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• call me garbage one more time
• Somebody Calls and You Answer Quite Slowly
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Somebody once asked me...
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• call me a poet
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please let me in (user)
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Call if you need me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Please call again
• Call Me Princess
• call
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• Last call
• system call
• Call by reference
• Call by value return
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Call for Help
• Let's call this art
• close call
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• call board
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• moment your mother calls
• cold call
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• A Child Called "It"
• The Boatman's Call
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I called for the Emergency Destruct Plan
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Planet Called Home
• The Call from the Past
• Las Vegas call girl phone phreak conspiracy
• call sign
• artistic roll call
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Your call is very important to us
• call book

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