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Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
hurt me more (user)
Ask Me More Eeyore
There is more of me than you imagine
New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
You're more than welcome
You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
Why can't my employer pay me more?
You taught me more than hugging
I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
youre losing me
You're not the boss of me
Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
Latin for Even More Occasions
Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
You were never going to become more than this to me
A more delicate and biddable me
I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
bringing me back to when less was worth more
Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
Lady Love Me (One More Time)
Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
You're a poet and you don't even know it
Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
If you're hungry, blame me
It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
even more blood
You're like a brother to me
Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
You don't know what you're missing without me
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
when you're ready to touch me again
You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
why am i me, and you're you?
Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
Tell me more
when even the plants have abandoned me
More Alive Than Me
i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
call me garbage one more time
When you're loving me, I love you most
if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
they still come to me even though i don't come to them
"Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
Even the tides have more friends than you
The even more dangerous game
Even better than the real thing
Now I, even I, would celebrate...
Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
Even
And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
not even thirty
"42" is even to any base
Even if we're not together
In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
I can't find my feeding tube
Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
Even the dead will not be safe
Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
Even In Dreams
Even Years Ago
I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
Even nerds need people skills
I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
Even In The Torrent's Rage
Man will even get used to the gallows
Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
Even permutations are not odd
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
Even the moon was wrong
I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
even function
lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
Even things as amazing as stars burn out
How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
They can see that you're missing something inside
Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
odd or even
Five is both even and odd
Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
Groups of even order
Even the moon likes to change her colors
I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
I still don't even know you
Even death is beautiful
Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
Even In Death
This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
Even trees die
I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
Even Johansen
She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
Even the Queen
even steven (user)
What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
what is this i don't even
An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
I will love them all even after they are long gone
A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
even my socks
even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
so pretentious I can't even breathe
Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
And I don't even know their names
Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
Even the trees here are scrappy
Even monochrome is not so simple
Round half to even

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