Findings:
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- They work for you
- They made life together, alone in themselves
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Out would spill a life of secrets kept
- What would a universal Turing machine do?
- fog machine
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Turing Machine implemented in the Game of Life
- You stole what they would have given you
- If they would only choose to hear it
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
- A work schedule for my life
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- The Secret Life of Machines
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- work machine
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- They knew what our pain would be.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- We would probably not understand alien life
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- improve
- How to improve your orgasms
- Websites that can improve your writeups
- Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
- The beatings will continue until morale improves
- Four easy ways to improve your punching
- What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
- If you can't improve the silence, preserve it
- Life, the Universe and Everything
- Life of Brian
- Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
- Game of Life
- rules to the game of life
- Choose life
- Variety is the Spice of Life
- Life peer
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- A Life Less Ordinary
- Scarred for life
- Life after death
- Life is Beautiful
- The soundtrack to your life
- What is the meaning of life?
- A Bug's Life
- Conway's life
- Love life
- Meaning of life
- Rocko's Modern Life
- This American Life
- The Secret of Life
- Modern Life is Rubbish
- short battery life
- Life expectancy
- Lust for Life
- slice of life
- Homicide: Life on the Street
- The Facts of Life
- life drawing
- life cycle
- The nine functions of life
- Doing something with your life
- The Unusual Life of Tristan Smith
- Life in Wartime Britain
- Still Life
- A Worm's Life
- sentient life
- life sucks
- That punker chick who saved my life
- The Four Hindu Stages of Life
- The Four Hindu Aims of Life
- Things that give our life meaning
- Things that give life meaning
- silicon-based life forms
- A Design For Life
- The Double Life of Veronique
- Life is a Rock
- MY life has no carrot
- the best things in life are free
- If my life were an arcade game
- The Elementary Forms of Religious Life
- Elixir of Life
- You mean the me that you would be
- The Psychopathology of Everyday Life
- Life on the Border
- Three philosophies on life
- The Impact of Epilepsy on Quality of Life
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- the collisions of my life
- fit for life
- Life in a Small Pond
- Somehow my life falls into place
- The sex life of an electron
- Get a life!
- Life is hard
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- Life is sweet
- Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
- my life in the singular
- I've been living my life half asleep
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Hard liquor for a hard life
- What is best in life?
- It's a Wonderful Life
- Full of Life Now
- Your Money or Your Life
- life line
- Life Lessons
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- In My Life
- Moments in your life that remind you of a music video
- When life gives you lemons
- How to ruin someone's life
- quality of life
- life support
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- T.A.Z.: The Psychotopology of Everyday Life
- Book of Life
- Tree of Life
- Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
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