Findings:

• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• Still Called Today
• If Jesus were alive today
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Would that I were a Poet
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Planet Called Home
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If the Current Were to Call
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Pluto Planet Day
• Would you know if you were insane?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Pluto is not a planet, it's a large Kuiper Belt object
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Don't call me white
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• What strawberries are called in other languages
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• call book
• The calls are coming from inside the house!
• bosun's call
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
• I'm always breathless when you call
• planet
• Planet Of Sound
• planet stereotype
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• My Teacher Flunked the Planet
• Today's Creative Writing Assignment
• Today I saw her again
• Today's English Version
• Yesterday, Today & Forever
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• If All the World Were Paper
• If This Were a Movie
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I wish it were raining
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces
• We're all such products
• Only her big toes were painted
• as it were (user)
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Black Were (user)
• We were losing altitude
• Where were you?
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• What Would God Do?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Surely he would remember this
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• You would make a wonderful father
• What would Nietzsche do?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• How would a frightened lizard feel?
• Call girl
• What time do you call this, then?
• Call Me Persephone
• Strange calls at work
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• A place called "Stop"
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• I call them "Wraps"
• an unexpected phone call
• Amit the call boy (user)
• Accidental discovery
• Fear of a Black Planet
• Captain Planet
• The Mushroom Planet
• The Planet Krypton
• Terrestrial Planet Finder
• Mr. Deflated Planet
• The Adventures of Pluto Nash
• What did you do for your mother today?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Today is Tomorrow
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Server OS Updates Today (document)
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• We were never really friends
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're the Replacements
• It hurt when we were pruned
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• 80 If We're Lucky
• We were the young lovers before despair
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• we were horrified; then we got used to it
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Whom I would declare war on
• method call
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Call My Bluff
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Ordinary people called Hitler
• wake-up call
• The day I discovered Nirvana
• The Planets
• Planet Hollywood
• superior planets
• Dinosaur Planet
• Planet Claire
• Where do you want to go today?
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• I forgot to wear your necklace today.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• You Were on My Mind
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• The place where you were undone
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• I told you they were nuts
• How would you understand?
• Half-sour pickle

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