Findings:
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- How to compliment a female coworker
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How Pac-Man got his name
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He weaves his words
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
- How the King Changed His Mind
- How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
- How to treat your new hiking boots
- How to give customers change
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to deal with angry customers
- How to be a good customer
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He made a way to his anger
- That's Just How He Was
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He Knows Not Their Names
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He taught me how to smoke
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- he is too shy to write his tale
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- how Wiener found his way home
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
- Giving a cat oral medication
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- How Man creates his Gods
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- He just left his body
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- How Eulenspiegel treated the bishop's physician
- How to treat a poisonous snake bite
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- He flops over and bonks his head
- how we treat each other
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- co-worker
- Co-worker: pretzel-smoking man
- Why my co-worker, "Bob," is an idiot
- Note to Coworker
- customer
- Customer service
- Apple Customer Service
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- Customer service is a bitch
- Best Customer
- Repetitive, menial tasks vs. Customer service
- So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
- Advice for using customer service
- Customer: the mama's boy
- The employee as customer
- Collectables Customer Service
- Defusing explosive customers
- Value chain and customer satisfaction in prostitution
- Library Customer Bill of Rights
- customer : seeker of cake
- customer service (user)
- customer: polite, forgetful woman
- Customer service is a fucking given
- He Is Born
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He never returned
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Even my faults he adores
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- great things he has taught us
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
- he'
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- best treated as a whole product
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He Hate Me
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