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• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• "Hello," he lied
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Charlie and His Orchestra
• his eyes are colorless
• Harry Sells His Soul
• Das Lied vom Branntweinhandler
• What About Bob?
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Japanese Words About Gardens A-C
• messing about
• what's perfect about fall
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• A different way of thinking about the stars
• There's something about a funeral
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• 10 great things about pregnancy
• It's not about choice
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• 'Round About Midnight
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Talk about anything in the context of anything else
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• The Modern Age
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Space Age
• age quod agis
• Circumventing the normal age of majority
• Living in the Plastic Age
• Four Ages of Sand
• Golden Age Of Muttonchops
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• he just died
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Zheng He
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Bless his Heart
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• A Portrait of the Artist and His Lover
• The Desert of his Soul
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons II
• Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
• His heart swells with drama a roach mounts his slippered foot
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIII
• A fool and his money are soon parted
• His (user)
• His melancholy smile (user)
• See a man about a horse
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Thing about Canada
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Well-written node - pity about its name
• What you really need to know about Everything
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
• Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• it's all about plur_root (category)
• a story about the electrostatic force
• The Incredible Truth about Ludwig, the Frog and the Cheesecake
• a little bit about sam
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Age of Empires
• Silver Age
• Ages of Man
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• appearance of age
• Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration
• Jet Age
• Second Age
• America and the Age of Genocide
• Everything Quest: Node the Ages
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He (user)
• Our God, He Is Alive
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• To His Coy Mistress
• i like his madness
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• His Dark Materials
• an Aztec father advises his son
• Llewelyn and his hound Gelert
• In His Steps
• Oblivious to the changes in his posture
• The Fool Rings His Bells
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Charles II, his mistresses and his children
• Doctor Pangloss and his Unpublishable Thoughts
• his wifey_root (category)
• Out of his fucking mind
• Das Lied von der Erde
• Mad About You
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Japanese Words About Landscapes
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Everybody lies about sex
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Some Questions About Fizziks
• All About My Mother
• thinking about her
• An Ape About the House
• About Schmidt
• I heard about it on the radio
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Sorry about my friend
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Famous quotes about school
• Iron Age
• The Age of Adversity: The 14th Century
• The Internal Prosperity in the Age of the Antonines
• Second Age of Mankind
• Quidditch Through the Ages
• Music and Dance in the Middle Ages
• Spain's Golden Age packs its bags
• The Age of Mediocrity (Part I)
• Golden age of television

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