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• Marriage is a lot like an orange
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Same-sex marriage
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I will not be voting
• Ireland's gay marriage referendum
• Gay marriage (node_forward)
• Gay marriage as the cause célèbre of the creative class
• voting is like judging skating
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Marriage is like a tornado
• 2012 ballot initiatives: gay marriage and marijuana
• Gay marriage, Texas style
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• arranged marriage
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Living together instead of marriage
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Mixed marriages act
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• And then I will just slip away
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• Women only like me for my mind
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• I blame Disney for the breakdown of my parents' marriage
• How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
• term marriage
• Marriage is a thing in ending stories
• marriage politics
• Removing marriage from government recognized relationship contracts
• Just to see what it would be like
• Be different, just like everyone else
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Just like tomato soup
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Just Like Heaven
• The Marriage of Pingouin and Knifegirl
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• The Seven Basic Quarrels of Marriage
• Marriage as a long conversation
• line marriage
• Marriage and the Family
• My Marriage is failing
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Of Marriage and Single Life
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Marriage and the Bible
• Hall's Marriage Theorem
• It's not about the wedding; it's about the marriage
• Defense of Marriage Act
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Rape committed by women
• Just Like Larry
• Just like you
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Be a model or just look like one
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• The past participle of lead is led
• What life after death will really be like
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I like women with shaved heads
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• marriage proposal
• Marriage
• College is to porn as marriage is to love
• Contemporary Marriage
• Starter Marriage
• love and marriage
• wedding planning
• Objectivist Marriage Vows
• cousin marriage
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Marriage Penalty
• Marriage bunk beds
• premature marriage
• A marriage, terminated
• collusional marriage
• Child and Marriage
• The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
• Interracial marriage
• Open marriage
• how to fall out of a marriage
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Marriage Pushers
• proof of Hall's Marriage Theorem
• Marriage And Love
• traditional marriage
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• just like my father
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• just like mom used to make
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I just couldn't work like that
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Just Like Mom
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• It will never be just you
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Just Like Honey
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Just Like Snow
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• just like the smooth kindness of your eyes
• Every door in my house just leads to another room
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Greeks like their women armless
• Why men like women's breasts
• LEDs will sterilize everything
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• I will not spend my life like this
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• Why women like the smell of men
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• corporate marriage
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.

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