Well... like... shit, man - why am I always the last to find out these things? I gotta slop the hogs and all that fun stuff. Is this one of them arranged marriages? Damn, if you'd only told me earlier. The hogs must come first. But if this thing does take place, be sure to post the URL of the QuickTime vids - I'd kinda like to see this. I'll throw rice or something (shoes? fresh fruit? rotting vegetables?) at my monitor.

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