An adaptation of Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men:

SCENE: QUIZRO, tanned and muscular in a tank top and Speedo trunks, is at his computer.

SFX: knocking

Q: Who could that be?

QUIZRO rises, goes to the front door, and opens it to reveal a young CARPET CLEANER MAN on the front stoop.

CC: Are you Mike?

Q: No, sorry.

CC: That's too bad. I'm supposed to demonstrate some carpet cleaning equipment for him, but there's nobody home at the apartment number he gave us.

Q: You can use my phone to call your office if you need to.

CC: Thanks. (Enters, walks over to the phone, and dials. QUIZRO closes the door behind him.) Hi, it's me. He wasn't home. What do you want me to do? Okay, I'll hold.

Q: So tell me about this equipment of yours.

CC: It has an extra-long hose, and incredible sucking power.

Q: Interesting.

CC: Hello? Yes? Okay. (hangs up) Darn it!

Q: What's wrong?

CC: I can't come back until I've shown my equipment to someone. Say...you don't have anything that needs vacuuming, do you?

SOUNDTRACK: Bow-chicka-bow-bow...

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