Findings:

• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• Wake up!
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I blacked out on a bike
• Reasons To Wake Up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Starving in the greenhouse
• African American but not Black
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• And then one day you wake up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• You know you're blacked out when...
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• wake up and find her still there
• Wake up with the king
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Can I wake you up?
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Legally Black or White
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Things people put up their butts
• Black or Blue
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Locked Up and Locked Out
• Quick tips for Google
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• black out
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Wake me up if you still want me
• So I wake up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• ...and a wake up
• When Renny wakes up
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• your name, once I wake up
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• When you wake up feeling old
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• The worst way to wake up
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• black or red (user)
• How to build a computer out of black holes
• Come Out Ye Black and Tans
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• Forever blue, but never black
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• we can give up, but the world never will
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Everyone out of the universe, quick!
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• dig that out real quick
• Put up or shut up
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• I can't wake up
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I wake up so energized
• wake up in a dumpster
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• wake up hair
• Wake up
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Those who wake sleeping dragons
• Black Dog Games
• Big Black
• Black Flag
• Djarum Blacks
• Black Fist Critic
• black and tan
• Black English
• Black Adder
• Black Monday
• Black Artists Group
• black duster
• Lewis Black
• black hooded sweatshirt
• The Black Crowes
• Black leather gloves
• Black Lightning
• little black book

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