Findings:

• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• this doesn't work
• capitalism
• laissez-faire capitalism
• The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism
• Capitalism urges you to define yourself through your purchases
• ads are the porn of capitalism
• hyper-capitalism
• Capitalism : where the poor are slave labor
• Natural capitalism
• Capitalism vs. Communism
• Noam Chomsky On Capitalism
• The downfall of Rome and its possible implications for free market capitalism
• Capitalism will save the environment
• capitalism worship
• Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Fordist Capitalism
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Russian capitalism and the effects
• Social Capitalism
• Disappointed by Capitalism
• state capitalism
• Capitalism is not freedom
• Capitalism is doomed
• Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true
• Capitalism and GM food
• Socialism vs. Capitalism
• late capitalism
• How to break Laissez-Faire Capitalism
• crony capitalism
• Every vegetable we grow is a blow against global capitalism
• Capitalism, Socialism and Democracy
• The Biology of War - Capitalism vs Fanaticism
• a gangster for capitalism
• free market capitalism
• Alice's Adventures in Real Estate: Capitalism and the Republic in the 21st Century
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Disaster capitalism
• Capitalism and Environment
• Democracy isn't broken; the people are sick. Capitalism isn't broken; the people are sick.
• Woke capitalism
• doesn't
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• God probably doesn't exist
• The song that doesn't end
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• He doesn't bite
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing

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