Findings:
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- You, standing
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I can see your house from here
- If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Eating only rice to get by
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Here We Have Idaho
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- You can only play the cards you've been dealt
- Can I Get An Amen?
- can you get enough of me?
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Your Name Here Stadium
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- What I really want to do is direct
- Kompressor want to get with You
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Only Angels Have Wings
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- talking can only give you away
- Can I have a pony? (superdoc)
- Do you really want to live forever?
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Words that only have one context
- the only comfort we could ever have
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I really have to do you now
- Can we all just get along?
- What can you get for three cents?
- Band names that are really hard to search for
- I can't get comfortable here
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- The only winning move is not to play
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- Getting what you want from tech support
- Where the streets have no name
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Gravity really gets me down
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- God can do what he wants
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- I have made up a name for my disease
- name above the title
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- Only You Can Save Mankind
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- what I really want
- Why do you want to get married?
- Get a Move on
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Something I Can Never Have
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Only We Can Prevent Forests
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- You can't get there from here
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- Whirling Dervish until you get Dizzy and Fall Down Laughing
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- Only Jesus can judge me
- Can I get a sketch?
- You can never really escape the fire
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I want to have your abortion
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Only perl can parse Perl
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- She only wants me for tech support
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- I always wanted to get married one day
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- You don't have to remember my name
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- Stoned music memories
- Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Why I want to have children
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
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