Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You noders fucking suck and you need to stop dying and need my not-dying wisdoms, etc"

• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• We need to stop this
• We need to stop discussing Rasputin's penis in grossly inappropriate situations
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• i need to stop coming to work on acid
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Need To Know
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I need something like smoking
• There need to be more powers
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• I Need A Miracle
• Devil Bunny Needs A Ham
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• needs
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• I NEED K (user)
• Friends In Need
• Even nerds need people skills
• everyone needs an angry love story
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• I need a licence to make coffee
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• Atlantis (I Need You)
• no need (user)
• user-needs analysis
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• need
• Why we need a space station
• Love the one you don't need
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• A PC game guaranteed to suit the needs of contemporary society
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I need something to fly
• Information you don't need
• No Need to Argue
• What the World Needs Now is a Monolith...
• How to tell if you need new tires
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• I need to write more unconsciously
• We need more America
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• I Think We Need Helicopters
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Need Something Stronger
• Air Force Provides a Need
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Special needs for special children
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I need to search your vehicle
• children's emotional needs
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• We need more barbers, Goddammit
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Brain hurt... me need caffeine...
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Mordant's Need
• Foreigners need to understand what "cussing" is
• Every film needs a ninja
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• All we need is just to be
• special needs
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• politics needs ninja
• I just need a hug, is all
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• Why all geeks need drugs
• You need fat to survive
• Why I need to leave
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• basic needs
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• Call if you need me
• YO I NEED A BUMP (user)
• People need difficult languages
• We need a bigger boat
• Is another gas station really what we need?
• she does not know how much I need this
• The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Does a story need a conflict?
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Five Superheroes we REALLY need
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Need Another Seven Astronauts
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Mars Needs Women
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• Everything You Need
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• need more input
• Wanted: Arch-Villain for Spider-Man. Those not dressed in green and purple need not apply.
• Linux needs new leadership
• I Need
• Things a new baby needs
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Work like you don't need the money
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• Need Some Love
• All you need is love
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• We don't need no education
• Elf needs food badly
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Everything needs parental figures
• False Needs
• This Jargon Needs Work
• Streaming media needs an Apache
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Kirby G6
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• We need to watch things die
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• I need a direct neural link to everything.
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Classless societies need infinite plenty
• Do I really need Linux?
• The human race still needs religion
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• You're never around when I need you
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Sometimes, I need this.
• needed words
• I need it for my dreams
• What you really need to know about Everything
• We need 60fps cinema
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• You need something to put between the dramatic pauses
• Hollywood needs to hire more geeks
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• Help people who need help
• Humanity needs robot overlords
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Don't Need Love
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Jesus is all I need
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• The World Needs A Hero
• The Need to Love
• The need for companionship
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.

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