Findings:

• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• the hottest it has ever been
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• You've been warned.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• You've Been Framed
• Now more than ever
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• you know you've been caught
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• You're more than welcome
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I'll explain it when you're older
• A Language Older Than Words
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I've been smoking ever since
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• love like you've never been hurt
• You've Been Dumped
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• heavier than lovers lie
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• You are smarter than us
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Collision avoidance technique
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• Lost in Boston?
• You're my home
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• You've got to paddle
• At least you've got nuances
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My dog has been stolen
• It's been years since we were born
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• The first dollar I ever made
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Worst Node Ever
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Being with an older woman
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Louder Than Bombs
• Listening with more than your ears
• worse than useless
• Indigenous people are better than you
• More Than Human
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You're such a pretty girl
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• Nobody steals food you've bled on
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• less fun than the packaging
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• A determination to do better than
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• Fear is stronger than pain
• n to the n is greater than n factorial squared
• Your Latin is stronger than mine
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• This runs deeper than a bruised ego
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• You're Under Arrest!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• You're too good to be human
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Swing when you're winning
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I hope you're somewhere smiling
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Your IP address has been logged.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Was it ever there?
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The greatest drill command ever

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