Findings:

• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Cant hook
• You Can't See It
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• I can't remember our last kiss
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking
• they
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Who are "they" anyway?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The Price They Pay
• They have taken enough
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• What They Did To the Desert People
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I can't change
• you can't prove that
• canted shot
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Cant mast
• Fluoxetine
• you can't recreate what's over
• You can't hide your attitude
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Now you do what they told ya
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• How They Came to Bunbury
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They Missed the Perfume
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• This can't happen
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• If you can't hit the net hit the ref
• I can't do that, Dave
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• And They Believed Me!
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• They Sold A Million
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• They think it's all over
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• And they all just stood and stared
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• Why Can't I Touch It?
• prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
• why I think I can't do anything
• You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• They are telling me it is time to go
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• You Can't Go Home Again
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• People want what they cannot have
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• Eye contact at a distance
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• They could have saved Kevin
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• where they used to live
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• everyone has some burden they carry
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Dreams where you can't move
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The Girl Can't Help It
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Chipirones en su tinta
• They think I'm a god
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• First They Took Away Napster
• They shall not pass
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• I told you they were nuts
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• I can't wake up
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• can't hack it
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone

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