Findings:
- Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
- You were always so good to me
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- always with me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- dont bug me (user)
- a new me (user)
- This sea is killing me
- Lie With Me
- Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- Stay With Me Tonight
- show me the code
- Pencil me in for next Tuesday
- I always assume innocence
- There's always a catch!
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- It's always raining somewhere
- our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
- Why Women Are Always Cold
- Everybody's Irish Cocktail
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- That man bit me
- I and me
- Pardon me
- Please help me!
- Follow Me 'Ome
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- You charm'd me not with that fair face
- When your presents give me hives
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- get off me
- kiss me quick
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Nemo me impune lacessit
- Send me a check for eleven cents
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Can you hear me flailing
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- Walk Like Me
- Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Country music videos confuse me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- chris me (user)
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Somebody once asked me...
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- So help me God
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Marry Me a Little
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
- Kiss Me, Kate
- Bring Me to Life
- I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
- Perceive me
- me 3:16_root (category)
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- ender will save me (user)
- confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
- MET ME IN THE TRAP_root (category)
- sk8rbabe gtta luv me (user)
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- talk me (user)
- Me.. (user)
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
- Don't tell me about her
- Wire me a memory of the future
- The customer is always right
- Once JPEG, always JPEG
- the first time always sucks
- The dream is always the same...
- Why do we always whisper in the dark?
- always in love (user)
- We'll always have Paris
- I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
- Eat Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- Just call me fluffy
- GP, are you with me?
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Augusta, Maine
- as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
- Add Me On
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Byzantine comes to visit me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Give Me Your Children
- I like you; do you like me?
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Real Me
- me!!!!!!!! (user)
- Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- call me a poet
- It's important for me to remember these things
- Make Me Mommy
- You, smoking a cigarette, and me dreaming of stars
- Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
- PBS learned me good
- Tell me a story
- O tell me the truth about love
- Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
- Me and Will
- Call me Anna
- kill me now (user)
- You lost me at Hello
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- show me (user)
- Arizona to Marion, and To Me
- he calls me girly_root (category)
- Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
- Please, Call me Honky
- he that is not with me is against me
- chase me avalyn1 (user)
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- always
- Why I like my old car that always breaks down
- you always left quietly
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She always was devious in her beauty
- It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
- everybody
- Everybody knows a Kramer
- It's not you, it's me
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Are you hitting on me?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Which BSD is right for me?
- Kiss Me Deadly
- Experience has made me bitter
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- I wanted you to want me
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- Send Me
- See Me Through Part II
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- "me too" product
- pingouin, will you marry me?
- They don't touch me the same way
- Your words keep me alive
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- A conversation between me and god
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- Beauty surrounds me
- Excite me
- You're like a brother to me
- Soak Me
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- What's in it for me?
- She loved me for my maths
- Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
- me mate dave (user)
- Republican Like Me
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