I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.

lonely like absinthe without sugar	Minima Moralia: A Welcome	My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism	Help! My money is full of cocaine!
Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.	nickname	English verbs that relate wholes and parts	The Chucky's Vagina Monologues
April Fools' Day in Iraq	it is now safe to turn off your computer	Make Penis Fast!

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