The funniest thing that my friend Erin has ever said. We were watching TV, flipping around, the commercial for some sort of food product came on. It was an animated scene inside a fridge and the cheese, milk, celery, and whatnot were all talking. Well, the cheese was female. She took note of that fact and in her faux-outraged-feminist-critic voice said "'cause, you know, cheese is always female"

It's still hard to say with a straight face.