A comic book created by Evan Dorkin. Milk and Cheese are dairy products gone bad. They have heavy dark eyebrows, big mouths, and no necks. They rarely open their eyes. They like gin (it makes a man mean), TV Guide, Merv Griffin, and excessive violence. They don't like you. They can kill anyone, including Superman, Mr. T, and Linus Torvalds. Do not FUCK with Milk and Cheese.