Findings:

• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Whiting in soured cream with tomatoes
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Three packs of sugar, one cream
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Garlic Crisps with Soured Cream Dip
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Sour cream and honey cake
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, chapter 1: In which Meg grieves one particular loss
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Pumpkin Cheesecake with Bourbon Sour Cream Topping
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• like you're blind but still can see
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Sour cream
• I liked the one with the whales
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Sour Cream Cookies
• No One Sang Like Michael
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• So, which one of you is the man?
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• But I Like You
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• War is hell but men like it
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Hot pursuit
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Baked Fish in Sour Cream
• Cherry Tomatoes in Cream
• Vegan sour cream
• Fried Trout in Mustard and Sour Cream Sauce
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Sour cream and cucumbers
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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