Findings:

• When I am an old woman
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I am an old man
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
• Since when am I a size 6?
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• I look better when I am wet
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• When I am King
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• When I was ten years old
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• I am blind when I want to be
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• When you wake up feeling old
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When the Year Grows Old
• The History of the Old Woman
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When am I an adult?
• When shall I be free?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• When to wear a corset
• When did the World get so old?
• Old Paper New Woman (user)
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When I am stronger than now
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When I am dead, my dearest
• It will be good when I am leader
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• When You Are Old
• The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
• poor, defenseless old woman
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The Old Beggar Woman
• When You Are Old And Grey
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• The Old Woman in the Wood
• an old woman swimming
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• I am eighteen years old
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• I Shall Wear Midnight
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• When Shall We Take Off?
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• When he became an old man
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• I drool when I wear my teeth
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• The Old Woman Whose Rolling Pin Is The Sun
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The Old Woman I Watched Die
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I am now a married woman
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• Warrior's Woman
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG

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