Findings:
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- Damn, I'm good.
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- When I'm at my computer.
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm always breathless when you call
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm no good at enigmas
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- I'm good for it.
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I walk around when I'm high
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Being a dickhead
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not homophobic but...
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not very cool
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- When good code goes bad
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm the Bad Guy
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I'm Losing You
- Im-
- Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm tired
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm Glad
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Love cookies
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Hands off, I'm special
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm not sure
- So. Central Rain
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm sorry
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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