Findings:
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- tumble turn
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Do a good turn daily
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
- When I turned round...
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Salazar won't be turned to stone
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- Turn not towards me
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Run and turn into butter
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How good bands go wrong
- Why fresh cut apples turn brown
- Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Ampere turn
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- turn
- Turn your head and cough
- Which Way To Turn
- she turns and smiles, then walks away
- chordal turn
- go fast, turn left
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- No turn on red except on green arrow
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Out of turn
- turn on
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
- turn in
- I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
- top turn
- The Turn of the Screw
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- Turn Off Your TV
- Turn! Turn! Turn!
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- The smoke turned into rain
- Enabling Root User in Mac OS X
- The worm has turned
- Turn me on, Dead Man
- sitcom turn
- is it plugged in, is it turned on?
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- What do you see when you look up?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Where I go when I masturbate
- As the World Turns
- The tide that turns the sea
- Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
- Handbrake turn
- Wrong Turn
- T.A.Z.: Communique #11: Special Holiday Season Food Issue Rant: Turn Off the Lite!
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- turn out
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- The World Turned Upside Down
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- Your hair has turned white
- bootlegger turn
- The Tables Turned
- How Far To Turn
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- the clock turns and hours step
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- bottom turn
- Why I never turn on my lightsaber
- Right lane MUST turn right
- Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
- The Turn of a Friendly Card
- turn that frown upside down
- hook turn
- Turn Back the Tide
- turn impedance
- Turn of the Century
- Never Turn the Fish over
- We turn our faces to what the eternal evening brings
- Right turn Clyde
- And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
- Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
- Turn on Your Love Light
- Winter Turns to Spring
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- turn back
- Turn the Page
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- What to do when your brakes fail
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Cannot turn off your computer
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Sea turn
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- it is now safe to turn off your computer
- The Cobbler Turned Doctor
- turn signals
- Turn around
- it is your turn now
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- turn based
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Turn-based strategy
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- A photograph turned face-down
- How to make a left turn in LA
- Turn A Gundam
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Wherever I Turn
- Turn the other cheek
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