Findings:

• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• Well I'll tell ya
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• Things That Don't End Well
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• anyway
• Anyways
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• randir
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Helping people cheat
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• anyway (user)
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Who am us, anyway?
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• How do you swindle a swamp anyway
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Show, don't tell
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!

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