An insipid song from the fictional boy-band Big Fun in the movie Heathers. The dopey school administration tried piping this song through the PA system to try to reduce the apparent plague of teenage suicides at the school. Even though all you ever heard of the song was the chorus, I still get this song stuck in my head.

It is sung in call and response fashion:

Lead singer: Teenage Suiciiiiiiide
Backup singers: Don't do it!
Lead singer: Teenage Suiciiiiiiide
Backup singers: She blew it!
Lead singer: Teenage Suiciiiiiiide
Backup singers: Don't do it!

Thanks to prole for the minor correction.

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